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VERY TRUE NEWS
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¢ THE REALLY VERY TRUE NEWS !!!
³Limbo of Razor is also known in his
school as "Tummen" which means The
Thumb in english. All swedes knows
the good old children stories about
"Tummen och hans Mamma". Guess where
Limbo has got his nickname from ?
²Schizo quit the Scene, the reason is
unknown to most people, but some
sources mention something about he had
to quit to spend more time fighting
for the socialistic revolution.
(Schizo is so Leftwinged that
Colorbird looks like a Nazi and about
Colorbird's political opinion, well..
he has a Soviet flag on his wall...)
¼Now for some shocking truth from da
Razor squad.. Prime is engaged with
Some1 but Some1 and Odeon is having an
affair, Hammer is also unfaithful to
his Oden when loving Some1. Sine is
about to get a divorce and marry Oden
and Odeon on the same time. Prime
loves Lionheart but Lionheart is only
interested in kids between 5 and 8
years old..
½Having 432 Shield generators on Elite
II gets a quite good protection
according to Colorbird. And cruising
around with a Panther Clipper and
firing a Large Plasma Accelerator
makes life worth living.
¶³Rumours says that Colorbird will
release a third version of "Sometimes
I wish I was famous" where he will
change the color of the background in
the typewriter!
²According to local people in his
hometown, "Tummen" or Limbo/Razor 1911
is in what we swedes call "trots
aldern"... (That is kids at 2-3 years
of age, refusing to do anything)
¼Some1 is not a very good dancer
actually! Several eyewitnesses can
confess that both Chorus/Razor and
WOTW/Essence danced better!
½Lizardking was hunting people with his
toy-crossbow during the Party III but
he actually never hit anybody. He is
just to bad to aim right!
¾Propaganda is not the most popular mag
according to the different charts out
there! But when we asked all members
in Razor which mag was the best, all
but one said the Propaganda, the other
(now ex-razor) said Raw!
¢Hammer is not a nice coder, he trashes
in his code with a nice little hammer!
¹Hammer has still not payed Crayon of
Noxious for Crayons 33mb Harddisk!!
²Propaganda was delayed this time!